Mundane

I have to buy new pants. It’s exciting stuff, being an adult what with all the pants that need to be bought. I came to this momentous decision while at work today when I was zipping up after draining the lizard. The zipper came off the rails so to speak and I am left feeling rather exposed. Anytime articles of clothing must be bought, it’s a pretty big deal fraught with self aggrandizement and introspection. I am going to go with a classic pair of black wool with a pleat and second pair made of synthetic fibers also black in colour with a pleat. Flat fronts don’t really do by robust figure justice, and black is a great colour that goes with everything.