It called looking fabulous

Last week I wore a wonderful dress shirt of brightest red hues, black dress pants, black vest with gray stripes, dress shoes and to compliment the entire outfit a cowboy hat . The next day some one asked me what was with the hat and I said well someone needed to gave some god damn pizazz. I mean I work in a building where most people can be described as a bunch of damn sad sacks with no taste for brashness and don't get me started with their taste in attire. I'll say this who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to wear short sleeved shirts, a tie, and a jacket . That's why I wear a cowboy hat because I look fucking good