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I want to know why some people think it’s a good idea to make small talk while in the bathroom. When my junk is in my hand no words or coherent words escape my lips. I might make some sort of pleasurable sound of relief or grunt of agony but I don’t try to maintain conversation between squirts of release. A possible gray area exists when hands are being washed, but bottom line if you want to talk about something wait for it.