Point blank, some people shouldn’t smile. It’ not that a smile can’t be infectious but if you have teeth that look like the Andes it would probably be best if you never show teeth. Now yesterday I was reading during my lunch and I looked up to see this guy flashing a big grin. Immediately I wanted to scream what, what, what are you doing mostly because his head was square shaped and he had a haircut that a twelve year old would think stupid, and honestly I expected him to say M-O-O-N that spells lunch; he didn’t, but Christ he looked like a wanker.
I don’t smile because I have a weird little tooth, and because frowning is so much more fun. If on the rare occasions I do flash a grin I can guarantee that teeth are never shown. I guess the real lesson or moral to this story is that men’s haircuts suck and a 40 year old man needs to stop thinking that looking boyish is doing him a favor, and don’t smile in public.
I think my favorite thing about this blog are the labels you choose. They always make me laugh. And I also hate to smile with my teeth as well.
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