Right now gentle reader; you are probably wondering where is the overwrought, overly stylized drivel we have come to love. I assure you as much as I would like to write about what a bit of a cunt I have been those things take time to create and honestly they only ever became mediocre. I am no Keats the most I can ever aspire to is to be a Dan Brown type figure, but that stunning mediocrity you have come to read and grow tired of takes real effort to create. So, have patience dear readers, I assure you that my hyperbole isn’t going anywhere so enjoy what you get, because as I recall this is a free bloody blog and you bastards don’t pay a damn thing.
Thank you,
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